Bank Heist
Created | Updated Oct 16, 2012
Why do you rob banks? " Because that is where the money is"- Willie Sutton
Robbing banks has always been a passion of mine since I was a child. The very first time I thought about robbing a bank was when I was 12 years and I watch my father steal a bottle of powder pink fingernail polish from the local drug store. Ever since then I wanted to plan an elaborate plan to rob anywhere. ( My therapist said that I am a thrill-seeker and an adrenaline junkie.) When I told my mother of these plans, she laugh and said that," There is no way a woman can pull off an elaborate bank heist."( How do you like me now Mom?) So here is my story about how I pulled off the most famous and elaborate bank heist in history and never got caught.
The year is 2006. I'm 21 years old and I am a fresh drop out from Duke University. My parents are extremely upset with saying that I should have completed school and blah, blah, blah. As they are sitting there fussing, my mind has wondered off into lala land and I am thinking about my bank heist. I walked out of the house and begin to really concentrate on my plan and then it hit me, I was going to rob the Federal Reserve Bank Of New York City. First I needed to find a crew of people that I could trust and didn't need to get rid of after the job was over with. So I start going through my mental address book and selected 6 people who could help pull this off. I rushed back into the house and immediately called these people and told them to meet me at the club house.
The first person to show up was Greg. He has been my best friend since we were in fat shoelaces and diapers. He walks in with this limp and looks as if he has been fighting for his life. " What happened to you?"
" I walking down the street when I was attack by 3 6-year old children who kicked, punched, and jumped all over me!" I start to laugh,
" You let 6-year old children jump on you?"
" They were really strong!"
" Okay what ever you say." That is when Tasha walked in looking like a million bucks.
" Where did you come from?"
" My new sugar daddy just took me shopping."
" Well once I am finished telling you this plan, you won't need a sugar daddy."
" What are you planning now? Remember the summer of '02? My hair almost didn't grow back!"
" I know but your hair still looks good even if you do have a few bald spots.heh-heh Let's wait on the others before I go into detail." Finally the other four arrived. John, Danny, Albert, and Jimmy.
" Okay now that we all are here, let's get to business.We are going to rob the Federal Reserve Bank of New York City.!" I said.
Tasha said " Are you out of your mind? The Federal Reserve?!!!! Especially the one in New York. It is more guarded than Buckingham Palace!!"
" I know that Tas, that's why there are 6 of us. We are going to need all the help that we can get."
" Well count me in", Greg says.
" I don't know", said Jimmy. " The last time we did a job with you I almost lost my eye!!"
" I promise you this will go very smoothly."
" Ok, count me in." Everybody says.
Robbing banks has always been a passion of mine since I was a child. The very first time I thought about robbing a bank was when I was 12 years and I watch my father steal a bottle of powder pink fingernail polish from the local drug store. Ever since then I wanted to plan an elaborate plan to rob anywhere. ( My therapist said that I am a thrill-seeker and an adrenaline junkie.) When I told my mother of these plans, she laugh and said that," There is no way a woman can pull off an elaborate bank heist."( How do you like me now Mom?) So here is my story about how I pulled off the most famous and elaborate bank heist in history and never got caught.
The year is 2006. I'm 21 years old and I am a fresh drop out from Duke University. My parents are extremely upset with saying that I should have completed school and blah, blah, blah. As they are sitting there fussing, my mind has wondered off into lala land and I am thinking about my bank heist. I walked out of the house and begin to really concentrate on my plan and then it hit me, I was going to rob the Federal Reserve Bank Of New York City. First I needed to find a crew of people that I could trust and didn't need to get rid of after the job was over with. So I start going through my mental address book and selected 6 people who could help pull this off. I rushed back into the house and immediately called these people and told them to meet me at the club house.
The first person to show up was Greg. He has been my best friend since we were in fat shoelaces and diapers. He walks in with this limp and looks as if he has been fighting for his life. " What happened to you?"
" I walking down the street when I was attack by 3 6-year old children who kicked, punched, and jumped all over me!" I start to laugh,
" You let 6-year old children jump on you?"
" They were really strong!"
" Okay what ever you say." That is when Tasha walked in looking like a million bucks.
" Where did you come from?"
" My new sugar daddy just took me shopping."
" Well once I am finished telling you this plan, you won't need a sugar daddy."
" What are you planning now? Remember the summer of '02? My hair almost didn't grow back!"
" I know but your hair still looks good even if you do have a few bald spots.heh-heh Let's wait on the others before I go into detail." Finally the other four arrived. John, Danny, Albert, and Jimmy.
" Okay now that we all are here, let's get to business.We are going to rob the Federal Reserve Bank of New York City.!" I said.
Tasha said " Are you out of your mind? The Federal Reserve?!!!! Especially the one in New York. It is more guarded than Buckingham Palace!!"
" I know that Tas, that's why there are 6 of us. We are going to need all the help that we can get."
" Well count me in", Greg says.
" I don't know", said Jimmy. " The last time we did a job with you I almost lost my eye!!"
" I promise you this will go very smoothly."
" Ok, count me in." Everybody says.
