h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...because i almost feel bothered to start one.

their cover (emphasis on that word, not an original song, done much better by that other guy who isn't very famous) of 'you raise me up' was recently voted Record of the Year, making it the band's fourth (possibly) song to take that title. how on earth could this have happened? are all the girls in this country mentally defficient? what would possess them to support this bunch of whining, unoriginal, hated, not-so-pretty-anymore-pretty-boys? and their more recent stab at the Christmas number one spot with Diana Ross is something i just don't want to think about. if they are going to stick around can they do something original and not have the key-change-and-get-up-off-the-stools-rousing-finish to ALL of their songs!!! and better still can they just disappeat please and spare us from their diaboically boring style.

also the crazy frog should be shot as should whoever came up with the concept of reality telivision. and a pop at simon cowell wouldn't be unappreciated either.

*rant over. i feel better now.*