Uncle Heavy's World Wide Weird
Created | Updated May 8, 2002
Written on a sugar high. Excuse its, erm, youthful exuberance, yah?
I'm not even going to pretend that this is gonna be a regular column. Because it isn't. What? Do you think I have the time or the energy to keep finding internet sites for you? So what if I don't actually have anything better to do and have a T1 connection. You all have modems. You do it! You lot should be writing this article for *me*, not the other way around. Snap to it! I don't like to be kept waiting! I want to be entertained and I want it now. Random UH patent stream of consciousness preamble over, here is a list of websites that I like. Well, they are videos really. But why should you care? Well, i'll tell you. You should care 'cos I think they're funny. You may not, but if that's the case you probably fancy your mother. Capische? Laugh! Laugh damn you! Oh please laugh. Please! Or I won't dance for you! Shall I shut up now? Yes...
On With The Article, That Is If Anyone Is Still Reading It Which I Somehow Doubt. Honestly, I Do My Best, But You Lot Aren't Helping
threebrain.com
This site you've probably already seen. If you haven't, where have you been all its life? Drop what your doing, even if its breastfeeding your baby, and go here. Try not to puke laughing. It'll play havoc with the keyboard.rathergood.com
Bear with this one. This little serious item actually made me burst some blood vessels in MY FACE laughing. I suffer for someone else's art. Isn't that just always the way?rathergood.com 2
Curiously nothing to do with recently released vampire-blasting flick of similar name, Blade 2, this film, if possible, actually made me laugh more than I do at my own inane gags.rathergood.com 3
More of the same. But different in its similitude. Geddit?rathergood.com 4
I promise this will all end soon, and you can have your sides repaired, with titanium if you would like...david
My mother actually warned me against surreal videos in badly written flash featuring Maggie Thatcher dancing along to Swedish folk music. And to my horror I heeded not her words...prawnzilla
Don't ask. Cos I don't have the answer. Or any Prozac left, after this armoured badboy.firemancomics
Inspired satirico-politico-postmodernironico-bastardo-commentatio comment or heap of random gibberish to a catchy techno choon? The jury wont decide cos they have important things to do like deal out the LAW.helicopter game
Not a video as such, but if you like to have your life destroyed by stupid simple games then this is your ticket to a life without any theology revision. Well, that's what it's done to me!