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The Deadly Captain Venom, the scourge of the Undead, is an expert shot. His favorite sport seems to be doing in helpless images of the Moderators, but don't be fooled! This cat shoots from the hip, and his aim is deadly!

Long-time sufferer of the Evil Parent Epidemic, Cap has at times been restricted by these evil persons in his dealings with H2G2. Don't worry, he's working on a cure.We just hope it doesn't involve his skeet-shooting hobby.

This inventor of Sober-all is the proprietor of the Starpilot Hotel Space Staton. This tasty new drink can only be found in the Hotel Hangar Bar.

Cap is a good friend to the infamous Serg. Mushroom, who is on sentry duty at the Hotel.

Eva

Although owner/operator of several space ships, his one true love seems to be EVA, the computer aboard the Hotel, but lately he has been spending a great deal of time aboard the Heart of Cap, a new aquisition patterned after (What else?) The Heart of Gold. Eva is heart-broken over this,

and we all hope that he comes to his senses soon and goes back to her.

Usually found in his hotel, plotting, his office is always open, (but the door is heavily guarded with lasers.)

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