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Post 21

IctoanAWEWawi

Sky have just won the rights to screen the World Origami Championships
from Tokyo.

Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.

ITV Digital did have the rights, but they folded.


Stop me if you've heard this one before...

Post 22

Langly

smiley - laugh
Nice one!
smiley - cheers


Stop me if you've heard this one before...

Post 23

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

There are two bats hanging out (pun intended) on a tree. One of them decides to go off for a snack.

When he comes back he's covered in blood and his eyes are swollen shut. The second bat says, "What happened to you?"

"Well, you see that building over there..."

"Yes"

"I didn't"

38-J

JOTD: Man does not live by coffee alone... have a doghnut!


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