Last week TIMELORD set you a Discworld quiz. Sadly this didn't quite attract the response we expected so, yet again, Spook wins by default by scoring 0/10. Yet again his answers were funny, but sadly all wrong!
Q: Who invented banged grains?
A: Thomas Silversmith
Q: On what date is Hogwatch Day?
A: 31/12 (New Years Eve not Christmas Eve)
Q: Crime Code is murder by what?
A: Magic (Outside of Unseen University where it is still called 'promotion')
Q: What book does old Mericet refer to as 'The Guide to the Turf'?
A: Twurps Peerage
Q: What was the title of Twoflower's book?
A: What I Did on My Holidays
Q: What are Golden Deceivers and Tabby Cowpers?
A: Swamp Dragons
Q: What is the name of the 'Hall of the Gods'?
7+1 Q: What is written on Rincewind's hat?
9 Q: What 4 letters are on a Discworld compass?
A: H, W, R, T
10 Q: What do cartographers refer to as MMBU?
A: Miles and miles of bloody Uberwald