Last week TIMELORD set you a Discworld quiz. Sadly this didn't quite attract the response we expected so, yet again, Spook wins by default by scoring 0/10. Yet again his answers were funny, but sadly all wrong!

1.  Q: Who invented banged grains?
   
    A: Thomas Silversmith

2.  Q: On what date is Hogwatch Day?
   
    A: 31/12 (New Years Eve not Christmas Eve)

3.  Q: Crime Code is murder by what?
   
    A: Magic (Outside of Unseen University where it is still called 'promotion')
   

4.  Q: What book does old Mericet refer to as 'The Guide to the Turf'?
   
    A: Twurps Peerage

5.  Q: What was the title of Twoflower's book?
   
    A: What I Did on My Holidays

6.  Q: What are Golden Deceivers and Tabby Cowpers?
   
    A: Swamp Dragons
   

7.  Q: What is the name of the 'Hall of the Gods'?
   
    A: Dunmanifestin'

       7+1 Q: What is written on Rincewind's hat?

                A: WIZZARD

      9     Q: What 4 letters are on a Discworld compass?

                A: H, W, R, T

    10    Q: What do cartographers refer to as MMBU?

               A: Miles and miles of bloody Uberwald

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