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Can you tell me where I can get the plant so I may see what the tea is like. I've probably missed Marvin though

The plant you get from gathering all the bits of lint and putting them in the pot, which you get in the whale... But then you have to do something to make the plant grow, and I don't want to give away -too- much too soon.

The tea you have to get from the same vending machine as the ATS, but you have to fiddle with the machine first.

Confuzzled yet?

Oh.. And Marvin bopps around incessantly.

I've mixed the the lint that I gathered from my belly button with the tea, but it tasted crapp, should I have waited for it to forment before I stired in?

ugh! You should never mix bellybutton lint with tea. It might be okay for the ATS, but that stuff is awful anyway.

Ah would your ATS machine be the one we call the ATM machine here in the UK if so this was the the problem, now i've got the machines sorted out I should be on my way to getting a taste cuppa. Damm I still haven't got the plant sorted out (scratches head for a moment)

If you don't get the plant first, the tea won't make you happy.

So all I've got to do now is find out where I can get the lint from, try to get a pot from a whale (might have a problem here as I'm against whale fishing) then work out what I have to do to the lint to make the plant grow,(scratches head again and thinks "bet my plant doesn't bear any fruit, This tea better be worth it").

Fear not. When you get the plant to grow, it -will- bear fruit.. else all is for naught. And you needn't worry about fishing for whales, as the whale will eat you. You mearly must get out before it goes splat.

Surely you doth jest my dear Anonymouse how soest can I retreat before I covet the pot if thy whale is to consume me I beseech you. wheresoever have thy herd this word Splat? is it one of the new modern words? forsoth I think it it a fairdy word.

Well.. To get out of the whale, use the thumb, of course! But you'll have to call a tech to come repair it first.

You've never hear "splat!"?

ok you win i can't of anything else to say.

We could talk about your sex change.

Ooouh Now there's a thing My sex change, you must take a look at at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=20767&thread=20230 to find out how it all came about , and you must try my Celebration turkey, if you didn't live so far away I would bring it round for you to taste.

Hmm... I guess I'll just have to come get it!

Which reminds me... I'm going to -have- to copy down that recipie!

Let me know when your coming cause don't foget I've got to chill it overnight

Too late, I've already had some.

Hope you liked it

It was, indeed, delish!