Hullabaloo's Vogon Poetry
Created | Updated May 1, 2002
Glad to be Green
Oh, I am so happy and free
It's so fun being me
Swimming in the Vogon primordial sea
Oh, I am so Glad to be Green
And happy to be mean
Carrying out orders from Your Planning Team.
Yes, Grobles may fly
and Wetnoses cry
But I'm always scowling, so happy am I!
And Grims may climb trees
And Thingoids drink teas
But it's better, so better, so great to be me!
For I love my job so much,
It's a job that nothing else could touch,
Destroying planets and Areas of Outstanding Natural
Beauty and throwing off hitchhikers and
shouting Resistance Is Useless and such!
(It makes me so humble, I'm needed so much)
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