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Glad to be Green

smiley - wow

Oh, I am so happy and free

It's so fun being me

Swimming in the Vogon primordial sea

smiley - wow

Oh, I am so Glad to be Green

And happy to be mean

Carrying out orders from Your Planning Team.

smiley - magic

Yes, Grobles may fly

and Wetnoses cry

But I'm always scowling, so happy am I!

smiley - wow

And Grims may climb trees

And Thingoids drink teas

But it's better, so better, so great to be me!

smiley - magic

For I love my job so much,

It's a job that nothing else could touch,

Destroying planets and Areas of Outstanding Natural

Beauty and throwing off hitchhikers and
shouting Resistance Is Useless and such!

(It makes me so humble, I'm needed so much)
smiley - oksmiley - oksmiley - ok

smiley - magicsmiley - wowsmiley - magicsmiley - wowsmiley - magic

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