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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Started conversation Jun 15, 2009
I can't hoover 'cos me ands bad, but I'm goin t'run round wi a duster 
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Jun 15, 2009
Yer tellin me tha's bored, bored, bored...
Spring cleanin, dooster, HOOVERIN!!! Tha should be out in't gardin wi a stout an' Babycham enjoyin't summer sun woman! Dunt tha knows its t longest day soon (twenty fust t be exact-like).
Sit thee down lass. I'll run downt village an' round up some kids t clean fer some pin money!
t. (missin t' North, Look you!)
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 15, 2009
<vodka&vimto>s all round then
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 16, 2009
*looks at watch*
Hang on....
*nearly 3 AM*
*plugs hoover in* 
Hoooooooooooooooooooover!
naught rong with a bit o midnight hoovering
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Jun 16, 2009
Told ya I'd round up some urchins - one at least.
I'll just top me drink up...
. Another,Granny W?
Now, let me ...... get out of tha way 2legs.
Amazin' what His Noodliness 
can 'elp wi'.
t.
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 16, 2009
'appen I've got an owd can of Mr Sheen under't sink someweer 
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 16, 2009
Nah then lad asta iver known me refuse ?
I've a duster here for thee Gosho, tha'll just ave to cut t'buttons off 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 16, 2009
Reet then, weer's me scissors? 
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 16, 2009
ang on I've gotta get 'em off yet!
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 16, 2009
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 17, 2009
Here you are then lad, me cardigans are ready t'cut oop.
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 18, 2009
Whistle while tha works 
By 'eck, it's thusty work this dustin'! I'm off t't pub for a pint o' Robinson's best mild
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 18, 2009
Appen if tha wakes oop t'barman usen get a gill at the Bar
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 18, 2009
Aye, this one's on me What's tha suppin' Granny?
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 18, 2009
<vodka&vimto> please young 'un and make it diet vimto
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 18, 2009
Reet y'are 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 18, 2009
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Tis reight thirsty this ere hoovin and dustin... any chance of a pint o ya best bitter there? 
and one for yourself... of course.... 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 18, 2009
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- 1: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 15, 2009)
- 2: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Jun 15, 2009)
- 3: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 15, 2009)
- 4: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 16, 2009)
- 5: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Jun 16, 2009)
- 6: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Jun 16, 2009)
- 7: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 16, 2009)
- 8: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Jun 16, 2009)
- 9: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 16, 2009)
- 10: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Jun 16, 2009)
- 11: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 17, 2009)
- 12: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Jun 18, 2009)
- 13: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 18, 2009)
- 14: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Jun 18, 2009)
- 15: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 18, 2009)
- 16: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Jun 18, 2009)
- 17: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jun 18, 2009)
- 18: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Jun 18, 2009)
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