h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think so, but what would Australia be with out the Brits?

But I think it is only fair that we export our unwanted people to the UK, just as they did over 200 years ago. Ok so we aren't setting up a new country or anything, but we have expansionist plans. When every TV in the world is playing Australian Soapies, such as Neighbours, every hour of the day, we will have done our founders proud.

So what or who are you planning on sending here next? I'd just like a little warning so I can decide if I should emigrate to over there!

That would spoil our fun.

And anyway, why would you want to give up a cold, wet, country, to come over here to a place that has tropic rain forests, deserts, cold/cool/warm/hot regions, fantasic (and unique) wild life? I just can't see why you would want to come here.

I'm beginning to really dislike you!

*hugs Ginger* Oh don't be like that. Aussies are one of the most likeable people in the world. We would be happy to have you come over here.

Oh ignore me! I'm just jealous because even your winters are warmer than our summers. I may be coming out there - hopefully next year - for 3 weeks of touring round. It was going to be this November but I've decided to go to Italy instead because I've just learnt the lingo and need to go before I forget it all again.

I've never used custard pies in panto but I know how fun they are from my performance in Bugsy Malone. Needless to say on the last night it took a long time to clean the stage up!

It can get quite dangerous on stage.