Pariahs without Partners, dedicated to the proposition that we must be doing something...together, separately...
Created | Updated Dec 23, 2003
DOMINANT IN OUR DIFFERENTNESS, BUT SIMILAR IN AIM
The time has come for our differences to be our Let nothing come between us in our effort to make our usefulness less than the common populace could ever imagine.
Let us assert our right to be left alone within our
group. Let us be intent on ignoring each other as practice for our struggle for uniqueness in the outside world.
Let us resolve to disagree. Let us resolve to ignore all resolutions that we have not personally thought of. Let us resolve to dissolve if any member of this non-existent ungroup ever agrees to anything but to refuse to meet at an agreed upon point in time and place. Let us resolve that any recognition of another in public is grounds for censure by someone else in another group that truly cares. Let us resolve that any admission that a member has read this and intends to agree with it will be grounds for sending that member a soiled greeting card by registered mail for the rest of their unnatural life.
Always forget our unmotto: Be terse and carry the thought "It couldn't be worse."
Signed,
nobody you want to know
