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Hhhmmmm......Saucy?......

What's going in your C#@*&^%$s Stocking?

I am... I hope...

Do you have a hot date for the 27th? or is that too personal?

All the is over, and I'm back to w**k at 08:30 on the 27th.

By the way, Hot Date? What is one of those?
Is it like Figgy Pudding?

well if your not carefull it just might turn out that way... so work it is and no hot date... it's not on working at that time of the year you should be home watching the old movies i'm dreaming of a white Christmas

Problem is....been there, done that, got them on the Video.
Oh no....not not the of again.

THOSE HILLS ARE DEAD. Always have been and always will be!!!!!!!

Didn't watch any TV last year, including the LOTR Video, and doubt I will this year. Plenty of and . Must have got through 6 CD's?

Have to go to see my Sister B£$%^g Day. More arguements!!!

Hhhoo Hhuumm!

well my Mum and I decide who's doing what way before hand and I do my bit in my own house.. the two of us can't be in the same kitchen but no harsh words on Christmas day.. must say i've bitten my tongue a few times in the past! I'll be lucky if I get a glass of wine with my meal but who cares... (Mum likes it sweet) arggghhh.. I still have a great day listening to Daniel O'Donnell

Is he the Irish Folk Singer? I ask as I The Chieftains, Alan Stivell et al, but don't know much solo song.

Mum and I get on well, it is just Sis has strange ideas on how her children should behave. Never mind, I'll weather one day and escape down the pub about 19:00 for a well-earned saintsmiley>. Get fed up with wine after a few glasses, and she never has

Daniel O *$%£"$^Donnell. Can't stand Daniel O %^&*(*()&^$ Donnell. I have no trouble keeping people out of the kitchen. I ask for help and every one vanishes. Only a few of us this year, but the more cosy for that. This week a young lady friend arrived with a bottle of Bucks Fizz.Will have to pretend to drink it.

MacFiddler... Oh dear... I don't think he's in the same league as the Chieftans my Mum thinks he's wonderful... you must have him mixed up with somebody else...

Liquid, bucks fizz is ok but maybe not the pre mixed stuff...I like the real

Sad to say this is the pre mixed cr*p. Still she may not notice if I do it right. I'll tell her Im saving it for Christmas Day morning, and take it along to the local as a raffle prize.

Oh Liquid... naughty, after somebody bein so nice to buy it for you.. I would keep it till there's a lot visiting and pass it round in the hope that there's none left when your turn comes

Ah yes, but, if they use this as a prize, it's one more prize they didn't have before. So it could mean more tickets being sold in the aid of Children's charities. So the wine will be going to a good cause.

in that case i'll let you off... a much better idea... how did your Children in Need night go? did you make a lot of money?

Is wasn't just me it was the whole department, in fact the whole building. We gave a days work for nothing and the pay went to the appeal. I don't know final figures, but it was certainly very high. It was amusing to see a member of the management Space Hopper jumping about the car park.

Thats quite something... and well done to your Company for getting involved... where I work mainly, they wouldn't even know Children in Need was happening but ask them to donate to their local football team and they manage to write some nice cheques... were still waiting on last years Christmas bonus and there's only two of us.. a real expense for them!!

Rather like the joke about the boss who said that as profits had been so good that year, he'd gave each member of staff a cheque for £200 as a Christmas bonus. If profits continued to rise, next year he'd sign them.

hee hee I like that one... i'd just sneak mine in with a load of others that I put under his nose