h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wonderful! Thanks, pheloxi*.

JTG

your welcome
...I made special anouncent...but my proofreading brain stopped

I've been having the same trouble with my brain lately. It must be the weather.

JTG

to winter

Winters ok. You'll appreciate summer better because of it.

All those flowers and veg need winter!

in summer we need sun during the day time and rain for few hours at night

What about the skiers and skaters?

they can go to Japan biggest indoor ice & snow doom

I've changed my mind.

I took 2 white dogs for a walk and brought two black ones home. Since mud is brown, i'm puzzled (as well as wet and muddy).

puzzled...you mean puddled

AND you question my humour?

Or are you just trying to muddy the waters?

HI THERE, IVE SEEN YOUR PAGE I STILL CANT GET MY HEAD ROUND IT, CAN I ASK OR YOU ON A DIGI BOX eg CABLE?
WHEN YOUR ON HERE? I ONLY JOIND THIS FOUR DAYS AGO YOU CAN SEE MY PAGE LOL
I KEEP HAVING TO HAVE BREAKS OFF HERE
I END UP GOING ROUND AND ROUND LOL
THERE DOESNT SEEM TO BE A BACK KEY FROM WERE YOU LAST WAS, SO I END UP HAVING TO GO ALL THE WAY ROUND AGAIN
TO GET LETS SAY I WAS ON YOUR PAGE THEN I PRESSED ONE OF THOSE BOXES IT TOOK ME SOMWHERE ELS I HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY ROUND TO GET BACK TO YOUR PAGE (THIS TELEWEST CABLE) KEEPS DOUBLE TYPING END GOING BACK AND EDITING IT LOL CHAT SOON..

Dear Mr Happy,

please be so kind switch off the caps lock, because on the internet writing with capitals is considered shouting and/or being angry. no body wants to be internet deaf. thank you.

now that is out of the way. welcome to united friends. I will add you as soon as posible.

pheloxi
founder of united friends

ello u gaggle of kook's......im one to an'ive read all the books oodles of times plus a samon of doubt etc. so can i pretty please with speghetti on top be a united friend!.......ummmmm...i am 16 and my name is lydia.....but i do live in usa not adams jolly england .........still...im a good friend

Not all of us are in "jolly" (it's winter here) England.

Just a few fortunate(?) ones.

I'm just in the middle of the "salmon of doubt" (hope no-one closes the pages too quickly, I could get hurt). DNA was a very funny man!

Hi.....

twiddling thumbs

Hi...sorry about that, got called away at rather short notice.
Can you add me to the list of members please?

the name?.. ah, yes Bottletop