h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well Tally, my was actually meant for the joke but it fit quite well on where it actually landed too

You do know what a smart blonde is called, don't you? A labrador.

Sorry, I only got old ones.

A more well know one;

What do u call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

Ahh, I was supposed to be w*rking

Three blondes are in a bar, and they’re celebrating. The land lord comes up and says
‘what are you celebrating?’

‘we’ve just finished a jigsaw puzzle’ one said

‘oh, how long did it take?’

‘3 weeks’

‘that’s not very long’ said the landlord

and the blonde said..‘Well, on the box it said 2-3 years’

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are starving on a desert island. They find a magic lamp buried in the sand.......they rubbed it and sure enough, out popped a genie. The genie told them that he could grant three wishes which meant they had one each.

The brunette said 'It's really boring here, I want to go home!' Sure enough home she goes.

The redhead asked the genie 'Can I go home? I really miss my family and friends.'

The blonde broke down in tears and told the genie 'I wish my friends were still here'

I like that one (not that I have got anything against blondes)(well not the clever ones anyway)

I like labradors too

Cocker Spaniels! They're brilliant! And have more brain cells than blondes too... well... just...

I used to be blonde, but my hairs got darker since

Ah dogs... I find evolution amazing, you know. When I first learned about evolution, I went outside and thought "Of course! It makes sence! Rocks evolved from dogs!"

I'm going to study evolution at university

I have studied Evolution...it's not ll it cracked up to be..

I'm looking forward to it

If you are going to study Evolution and you are no good at it just wait *you will soon change*

manda

I dread to think what

I was blonde once.......well until I was five......I may have changed hair colour but my state of mind hasn't.........

Well that's another option

hehe.

Does anyone else find that it's blondes that make the most blonde jokes? I know a blonde girl in my school who blames everything on the face that she's blonde...