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Post 761

Smilodon

That would be nice


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Post 762

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

I had teacher wich made every exam each year.. not as teacher, but as student


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Post 763

Smilodon

I hate exams


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Post 764

Becerikli

Who doesn't? (Well, obviously the teachers don't)

Hi Tally! I have to remind you, you owe us a blonde joke! smiley - winkeye


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Post 765

Karvarii

Yeah, blonde joke smiley - winkeyeWe've been waiting for it smiley - winkeye


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Post 766

Smilodon

Yeah, cum on!


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Post 767

Becerikli

maybe it's just my imagination but that sounds really dirty smiley - winkeye


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Post 768

Smilodon

Sorry, i didn't mean it in any dirty inuedos, you dirty minded person


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Post 769

Becerikli

I plead guilty, your honour


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Post 770

Karvarii

smiley - laugh
Mabe we should call the moderator smiley - winkeye


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Post 771

Tally

Ok wot sort????
Let's start with; A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator with this nearly bald guy with loads of dandruff. The lift stops and the guy leaves as the door s close again the brunette turns to the blonde and says 'that guy really needs some head and shoulders'

The blonde replies by asking 'how do u give shoulders???

Bad heh? I know some way better ones but that was the one I was reminded of earlier.... No offence meant....


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Post 772

Smilodon

I sentence you to 3 months h2g2 ban

*bangs gable*


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Post 773

Tally

that's cruel.........Me judge of all things I prevail.....order Smilo be exiled for cruelty to other members and trying to enforce a sentence he does not have the power to give...


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Post 774

Becerikli

Tally, smiley - oksmiley - smiley

Your honour, shouldn't I get a reduced sentense for admitting? There's no way I can keep out of here for three months!
smiley - nahnah
smiley - run
smiley - nahnah
smiley - run


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Post 775

Tally

Smilo's unpresendated sentencing of Rupert is lifted....


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Post 776

Smilodon

Of course, sentence annulled...Court adjurned!

*bangs gable*


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Post 777

Becerikli

smiley - biggrin


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Post 778

Karvarii

Three months?! smiley - yikes That's tough, Smilo smiley - winkeye


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Post 779

Tally

Was my long awaited blonde jopke in posting 771 really that bad???? Give me another chance and I'll come up with some more....


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Post 780

Smilodon

ok, try again


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