h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hm... There's actually an h2g2er that works at the factory, you know...

That`s a very useful piece of info. Think they`d be willing to help?

Well, she won't be on again until the weekend, but I can ask... Remind me, OK?

will do.

you mean you're going to carry ourt an inside job on this easter egg factory??
you'll have to stash them somewhere good though - police'll just look for the people with the most eggs and not too many'll hae an entire house full.
but count me in anyway.

What eggs? We'll have eaten them by the time the police track us down! Well, that's what I'm hoping, anyway1

well you'd make yourself very sick eating so much chocolate in one go. and they'd search the bins for rubbish.
i know - take them to the other end of the country - the police'll take a whilke to think of looking so far away.

Depends how many eggs per person. I've not tried more than three at a sitting yet, though I'm sure it;s only a matter of time, and an open fire is a wonderful invention.

we have time to sell some too
enough planning time to do so!

first you decide to how much you can eat

Sell them? Don`t you think it would be a better idea to give all the excess ones to people who can`t afford them? Kinda like a Robin Hood thing.

Well, I think I could eat three at a sitting, twice a day. That's six eggs in a day. With all the sweets that come with them too, of course.

Well, you know, you could always send the eggs outside the country... California would likely be far enough...

I'm prefuming that's a hint...

outside the country? you mean like all those people who have swiss bank accounts and stuff? could work. though how would we get them there? anyone got their own private jet?

oohh....we find country and set up a secret egg account

Oh perfect! Which country?

it should be not too warm...less electricity for cooling

Greenland?

mmmmm...only if the transport of the persons is heated

It would have to be- but it would keep the chocolate nice and cool!