h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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(I've also met Smokie, the Barron Knights and Peter beardsley, but I didn't actually get drunk with any of them. Oh, and I nearly knocked Michael Palin over in a bookshop a few weeks back)

Bus

(had my pic taken with Henry Cooper once, Alan Price gave me a lift to the bus stop once when I worked at a very posh golf club he was a member off.)

Love Reefgirl

The wheels on the....

(was Alan Price in the Animals? The iother night, I was drinking cognac with a Norweigan guy who once marked the Spurs footballer Steffen iversen in a school football match.)

Fire

(yes he was, I was once groped in a pub by an All Black )

Reefgirl

The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown

(which one?)

hot

Toddy

(don't know he was one of the 1991 World Cup team, I do remember Grant Fox being there he was the Full Back I think )

Reefgirl

Todd Carty

(i was going to say imagine being groped by jonah Lomu? Guy that big, he'd probably squeeze all the life out of <removed for reasons of taste and decency&gt

Todd Carty

(somewhere or other, I have John Leslie's autograph - I wonder if it's more or less valuable now...)

(hmmm... great minds think alike, perhaps?)

Fools seldom differ.

(as long as he didn't grope you, you probably wouldn't get much interest from the tabloids...)

I think this thread has lost it altogether

(I didn't see where "wait" came from on the last page, but surely somebody can follow on from Todd Carty...)

mark

Luke

listen

(as in "lOOk" - sorry)

birds

feather

quills

ink