h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm lucky to have my shirt tucked in, let alone a tie.

Where shirts are concerned my views are the opposite to that of ties, flying radically in the face of fashion. But, damnit, my legs are short enough as it is without dangling a shirt down to my knee caps (oops, sorry, didn't mean to flaunt me patellae).

Ahhh... you suffer from short leg syndrome too.
My annoyingly loud hawaiian shirts look better out than in.

I'll give you that: if you must wear Hawaiian shirts, better out than in (which would be the sartorial equivalent of jeans with a tie and sports jacket. Bleeuuch!). My legs *are* short but they're in perfect proportion to the rest of my glorious body. Small but perfectly formed. (Actually, just below average, and just below averagely formed.)

I can vouch for the spimcoot physique

shazz

Ah, the cunning thing about making an overblown statement about oneself and a self-deprecating one about same, is that I can choose which one I think you meant... How nice, thank you shazz, I agree.

Exactly

No point in fishing for compliments if you risk being slapped by a wet !

I can also vouch for the neat package which is called a Wowbagger - and his wife and son are pretty darn off the richter scale for earth-shattering attractiveness!

shazz

We cartoonists are small but juicy. Or should that be wee cartoonists?

Okay okay... I'll say it: We we monsieur
(apologies to French people everywhere LOL)