What a grand tradition. Impress nobody with your knowledge of disturbing films, you lugubrious pale-eyed bottom-feeding anorak.

Bring them on!

1: There are 2 films to each director. You know what to do.

• The Thing
• Tenebrae
• Day of the Dead
• Scanners
• Evil Dead
• A.I
• Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
• Frankenweenie
• Crash
• The Crazies
• Halloween
• Trauma
• Army of Darkness
• Brain Dead
• Scream
• Sleepy Hollow
• Serpent and the Rainbow
• Jaws

2: Who are (characters, that is)

• Doug Bradley
• Robert Englund
• Tony Todd
• Tim Curry

i.e. who are they most famous for. If you can think of more, good for you.

3: What is the cause of death for the following poor sods? (Or the most likely if no specific sod is mentioned.)

• Hellraiser
• 'Linda' in Evil Dead II
• Anyone you'd care to mention in Trauma
• Mrs Voorhees, Friday 13th pt. 1
• Blonde twit in Scream
• Scanners
• The Mangler
• Night of the Living Dead

4: Give these villains a home.

Jason Voorhees; Leatherface; Michael (NOT Mike) Myers; Stirba, Werewolf Bitch; 'That's Dr. to you!' Lecter; the Dark Lord Sauron.

5: Mood-lightening inane trivia break:

Edward Woodward is best served how?

And why does he have so many D's?

What madly obscure connection is there between Ingrid Pitt and Doug Bradley?

6: Back to the grind. Finish these off cos I'm going for a wizz:

• The Monster That...
• I Spit...
• Fist Of...
• Incredibly Strange...
• Whatever Happened...
• (and in similar vein) Who Slew...
• ...(ooh, reverse!) This Way Comes
• ...Sweet Charlotte

7: Place the nastiness.

• Zombie baby inside skull? Head for Hedex.
• Face unscrewed. "I wish they wouldn't scream..."
• Well, fadge. I seem to have left a gun in my abdomen.
• Baby skilfully pulled from inside pregnant lass and eaten.
• Spidery being emerges from dog. Where's Lucky?!

8: What was he in his teenage years? Certainly got about a bit...

9: Name 3 Disturbing Films that feature dancing.

10: Sort these out, damn you.

• Wind-up Lemon
• Lithoterror Visual Theatre
• Mislaid Lads
• Deceased-Vitality Nite
• Subjunctive
• Cerebrally Moribund
• Hamlet of the Unhallowed

11: Perform all these quotes as nature intended, then think where they're from.

• "Michael... you're one of us, Michael."
• "Death to **********. Long live the new flesh."
• "You can't start it, Johnny has the keys."
• "Smile, bitch," etc.
• "In here... with us..."
• "My own, my preciousss..."
• "Trust me, Brian, trust me."
• "F**k you, Lucky Charms!"
• "And viddy films I did."
  

12: Who owned a cabinet?

13: Name the Three Mothers.

14: What links (the second one, yknow)Batman and Nosferatu?

15: Who owned an island?

16: From which literary works?

• Blade Runner
• Total Recall (need more for these)

17: Name 3 Disturbing Films that mention 'Johnny'.

18: And the grand prize will go to...

...anyone who can tell me what the enormously long acronym in one episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 was. (What it stood for, that is. Somewhere in it was 'Here In Louisiana Doing Right', I think.) Because it's sending me round the bloody hatrack and I have to do things like this to keep my mind off it.

Ta!