Cat House Induction Center
Created | Updated Oct 4, 2002
 Welcome to the Induction Center, new recruit! |
Meow! So, you've finally had enough of those annoying canines, and joined the Cat house? Good for you!
This is the new induction center for the H2G2 Cats. Here you'll find none of that canine running around with their tongue hanging out, chewing up things,
mindlessly chasing a stick kind of dog-like behavior.(shudders).
We mark out territory a bit more discreetly than those "other" life forms.
Need a scratching post...
...and can't find a handy dog around? You can sharpen your claws here.
Feel free to join any of our engagements against the annoying Canines.
Follow the Cat/Dog War here
check out these placesThe Dog HouseThe Scientific Research FacilityClipboard vs the DogsThe Cathouse the 2001 ACF AwardsThe Curiositizer IThe Curiositizer IICentre for the Development of Anti-Dog TechnologySuch lovely people...
To know them is to love them
These intelligent and discerning folk are all Cats or Cat Lovers2legsagcBenAl'XaiArlechinnoBagheeraBagpussBartalflakBig CatBluebottleBobCandiCaptain VenomClelbacat ClipboardCloviscatCybercatDancerDellaDragonflyelliot the catFallin Space CatFoxxyroxxyGreebo T CatGw7enGranny WeatherwaxInfinityKimotoCatMagnolia ThunderpussyMandragora ScrymiddenNjanNight NursePheloxiPhilosopherQueen MabSammySaturn GirlseaSgt "Indiana" Mushroom and GA Cat CleoTallyTefkatToccataYaradovich Kramer et alHere are
mutts to look out for
these are the annoying caninesAbiApolloArtenshiurBeagleBig Bad WerewolfBulldawgBusterboneCocker OrangeDoikk NatzIce Fang (Saturns Daughter)I'm still thinkingKeefKrylma LeaderLurcherMantisMediocredaneMoondawgNineto OkamiNo Time Like NowPeregrinPinnipedRamblingRazorbackXRed Dog, the "Red Mutt", Leader of the ACF DogsRedFishRex (aka Sam Page)RoadkillRuff Dogg a.k.a ThogSchizo-DawgSlash.GnrSmilodonSpringle Sprangletuc fortuneswellUncle HeavyVesuviusVulpix And, let us not forget Poetry Corner, where the intellectual and artistic talents of Cats are so clearly demonstrated.But, then, we are such Eloguent Creatures.As Greebowould say, "You have ?MMMmmm!"
Rules of engagement
This is mainly a batle of wits. Since our adversaries are dogs and dog-lovers, how hard can it be to prevail? Please take the time to familiarise yourselves with the rules of Continuity.
Remember, if you didn't make a character, gadget or place, it isn't yours to destroy.
The
h2g2 laws of continuity are a bit tricky to follow at first, but they protect the intellectual property of fellow researchers, thus ensuring fairness, and fun. They also encourage creativity.
I mean, let's face it, nuking your enemy may be fun, but it's too easy, and then the fight's over(And, so is your opponent). Our ongoing fight with the dogs is comedic, so curb that instinct to kill and channel it into more amusing avenues. Torture them a little, then walk away. Heh, Heh.
Please, no invulnerable or omnipotent characters. There's no challenge in running a character like that, and very little satisfaction. Besides, if you wait long enough, the Dogs will usually make a mistake and defeat themselves, or leave you an opening that you can capitalise on to defeat them. Poor dears, they try so hard
to be bad.
Our main objective is not to win, but to have fun. Be wicked, be clever, be creative!!!Comedy and strategy are highly prized in the Cat/Dog wars. Those who can bring these qualities to the Cat/Dog wars are welcome by both sides.
And, please, friendly insults only. Meanness and aspirsions on an individual researcher are un-catly, and really beneath the dignity of the noble Feline. Hurl epithets, but please don't get ugly and don't get personal.
Excuse me, it's time for my nap.
