A Conversation for Unarmed Shark Combat
shark attack
illiterate_idiot Started conversation May 6, 2002
Thanks for this great advice.
However, a friend of mine suggested that in the event of a shark attack, you should swim straight into the fish's stomach, avoiding all those sharp teeth.
Remember - it's the last thing the shark expects. As a keen chess player, I know only too well the importance of surprise in combat.
Also there are no sharp teeth in the stomach to harm you.
Once inside its stomach, you must punch and kick the shark to death. You must do this before the acid and enzymes in the shark's stomach digest you.
Once the shark is dead (from internal bleeding) you may swim to saftey....
I should point out that this is just a theory and has not been tested.
Thinking about it - go for the eyes or the gills, or the nose (as the man said)
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