An h3g2 Christmas

Come give good cheer

For Christmas is here

And Santa his sleigh and his reindeer too

Are flying through the winter sky, just for you

And for everyone whom you hold dear.

(He seems to come earlier every year).

Let the tills ring out in every shop

For the Christmas Rush will never stop

Till every last present(no pun intended)

Is bought, ready to take back and be replaced or mended

As soon as Christmas disappears

And we're ready for the Sales, and a guid New Year

Charge your glasses , join the feast

Put pretty lights on your Christmas trees

Eat your turkey for many a day

In sandwiches. Make snowmen too

Of plasticine if you have to

If you live in Australia or New Zealand or similar parts

Of the world where the snow never seems to start

At least not at the proper time, mate

Because of the latitude or the climate

And raise your glasses to the child

Who was kind and good, and meek and mild,

(Not like the sort we have round here)

Have a great h3g2 Christmas Every One,

(The Ho Ho Ho Guide to the Galaxy)

And here's to as few hangovers as possible when it's done,

when it's hopefully

Another set of Wonderful memories,

(For those who can remember any of it).