Shazz - or, Do Editroids Dream of Chocolate Sheep?

She's Shazz

She's in command of everything she has

Even chocolate-coloured sheep come to her

Trying to woo her

But as we know

She's probably married by now,

Which means that for members of the male race

Our natural feelings for her are suddenly out of place

So we have to just stand back and admire her beauty and her grace.

She's the Editroid of the h2g2 Post

Which means for poor scribblers like me it's most

Important to be kind to her

So I say without fear of contradiction she's really rare

And though she's extra beautiful, (I've seen the pictures)

It's rude to stare. Except that being way over the water, beyond the Wild Nordzee, I can dream and hope, even

though she'd never marry me.

(But in Holland she

Could be a video - know wot I mean?)

Though just as she is,

She's an h2g2 queen,

The cutest queen

I've ever seen..