h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*a brief shimmer goes across Axe's body*

Why do you have to take drugs to see things normally???

This place made sense for a while there. How . *gets a nice cup of .

Ahh, now I like, even though caffine is a drug.

Well, this place doen't make much sense. When you use something that makes the rest of the world seem strange, it makes this place seem more sane...

*Hands Axe some .*

*drinks the *

*adds caeffine to the *

*drinks some more *

Oh, but I thought drugs were bad...

I make an exception for . How many people do you know that have been killed by it?

Nobody, but my mom was once addicted to caffine... I take it very seriously...

What about tea/coffee with low quantities of caffine in it?

Decaf? Who'd drink that?

I will, if it'ddestroy your argument about caffine...

Is your purpose in my life to destroy my arguments? Anyway, I'm sorry if you don't see caffine as a drug. I do, ok? Can't we just agree to disagree?

*wanders in*

*looks around*

*opens cupboard*

*sips *

*wonders about cupboard* Oh, BTW, SM... Do you want that traffic cone back?

traffic cone? No, it's alright, I'm sure there'll be another one in me cupboard somewhere

There's everything else after all...

*shuts door. Cupboard vanishes*

Good... I like that weapon. It still strikes fear in the hearts and fatty tissue of doggy kind...
If you don't know what I'm talking about, pop over to the gift shop and sift through the backlog on the "secret back room, for the sole purpose of holding Red dog hostage" thread. Look for "Liposucker"

It's okay- I remember