A Conversation for Birthday Jokes

Which 6?

Post 1

Catwoman

USA 6 or UK 6?
USA 6 = UK 10
UK 6 = waaaay too thin, unless you're about 10 years old.


Which 6?

Post 2

Bluebottle

I've tried to find out for you, but alas have come up with no answers. I put the joke in the post, but that was a year ago. When I got it, all I remember is that I was e-mailed it by a friend, and I thought it funny enough to put in the joke directory. (Apparently, jokes belong to the public domain for copyright purposes.)
As I no longer have the same e-mail address, I no longer have a copy of the e-mail, and so can't remember who it was who had sent it to me, and in any case they probably wouldn't know either.
In the end, I doubt it matters. It's just like what that bloke said (I can't remember who - my dictionary of quotations is packed away)
"Examing a joke is like disecting a frog. No-one enjoys it, and the frog dies at the end."

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Post 3

Catwoman

You might enjoy it if you're a potential serial killer (apparently they tend to have a history of cruelty to animals)


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Post 4

Bluebottle

True...
But are you a potential serial killer? I'm fairly certain I'm not, you see...

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Post 5

Catwoman

No, cruelty to animals isn't really my bag, if you discount eating them, but by that point the cruelty s over with, they're dead, so I might as well make that death have a point.


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Post 6

Ralph, the Janitor - Keeper of Magic Tricks that don't work (and some that do!)

I'm about 1/2 way through a box of corn flakes, does that make me a 'cereal'killer?
RtJ


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Post 7

Catwoman

Only if you're feeling like you could still murder a bowl of frosties. (if it's just cornflakes then that's not cereal in general)


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Post 8

Boots

Huge size sixteen guffaws!


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Post 9

Catwoman

"What turns cornflakes into frosties?"


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Post 10

Boots

Jack frost?


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Post 11

Sneijder

Tonys secret formula, which was something along the lines of the Fth root of RO / S-T all divided by I+E in brackets to the power of S


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Post 12

Bluebottle

smiley - yikesDivided by I+E..? You mean if you eat Frosties you're eating a load of E-Numbers?!?!?!?smiley - yuk

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Post 13

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

I have an assumption as for the origin of the joke:
As far as I know (which isn't much), the word "pop" for all these fizzy coke-type drinks is used by Canadians. So this might be a Canadian joke, which brings up the question of dress sizes used in Canada... smiley - erm
Of course, maybe other people besides Canadians use the word "pop", and then this posting is entirely useless...

But I figured it's worth a shot. Anyone cares to prove/disprove this theory?


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