Teddybears are fluffy objects that occasionally look like hamsters (be they rather confused hamsters). Pubert, the headless bear, doesn't look like a hamster. Occasionally he looks like a sheep, though. He doesn't have a head because a dog eat it.

Teddy bears were invented by a very clever shopkeeper in what is rapidly becoming the last millennium. This was in response to something King 'Teddy' Edward of England had done, which was never disclosed, or what President Theodore 'Teddy' Roosevelt of the USA did, which was the following. One day, he went out into the forest with his gun to hunt things. Deep in the forest, he found a cute little baby bear. Instead of shooting it, he spared its life. As he had already shot its parents, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts and all the other bears it knew, this was extremely pathetic.

Now, no more nastiness.

Well, no more of that particular nastiness.