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Harry Potter Contest Entries

Post 1

Awix

What it says at the top. Go on, be the first...


Harry Potter Contest Entries

Post 2

Sir John Luke, Jedi Knight, Keeper of the Black Stuff (no, not marmite), dark disciple #5

'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets' -> 'Harry Potter in the Loo'.


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Post 3

Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2

can any1 telll me what this is abt? not that im stupid or anything but i dont c the point


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Post 4

Awix

Beats me.

Oh all right... well... it's not really a serious competition for prizes or anything... if pressed, I'm sort of making fun of the fact that the film company feels the need to dumb the name of the film down... okay?

(Great entry by the way, well inside the top two so far received...)


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Post 5

Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2

thanx
harry potter and the gob of phlegm


Harry Potter Contest Entries

Post 6

Sir John Luke, Jedi Knight, Keeper of the Black Stuff (no, not marmite), dark disciple #5

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Afghanistan - at least the Americans will know where it is.


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Post 7

Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2

harry potter and the pillosophers scone - a happy teatime read


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Post 8

Researcher 187576

'H P and Goblet of Fire' -> 'Harry Potter and the Small Burning Mouth'

BTW are these the same Americans who required 'The Madness of George III' to be renamed 'The Madness of King George', in case they worried they'd missed the first two parts of the trilogy?


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Post 9

Sir John Luke, Jedi Knight, Keeper of the Black Stuff (no, not marmite), dark disciple #5

Harry Potter and the mug of moonshine


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Post 10

Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2

Harry Potter and the chamber of carpets smiley - towel


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Post 11

Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2

Harry Potter and the chamber of carpets smiley - towel
p.s can anyone tell me how to spell banana properly?


Harry Potter Contest Entries

Post 12

Awix

Bananananana... hang on, I know how to *start* spelling it... Ba-na-na... two 'na's... as in daquiririri... smiley - smiley


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Post 13

Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2

i just cant stop spelling it!
bananananannannnananananana...
so u r sure its banana (i dont know whenm to stop bananananana...)


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Post 14

Awix

I should stop after the third A if I were you.smiley - smiley


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Post 15

Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2

thanx!
ok
i cant think of anythin else to write
adeui
@>-->-->--


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Post 16

FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page

Harry Potter and the Mysterious Rock

Harry Potter and the Room of Politically Sensitive Information

Harry Potter and the Not Very Dangerous Escapee from a Wizard Prison.

Harry Potter and the Arsonists Cup

Harry Potter and the Gang of Birds

FABT


Harry Potter Contest Entries

Post 17

Awix

Okay, time's up, that's your lot! Any further entries will be ineligible for the competition (not that there's actually any kind of desirable prize or anything...). Winner(s) to be announced in next Thursday's Post (13th December).


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Post 18

GreeboTCat

A...chooo...

Sorry... me alergic to cats...


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Post 19

Johanna the Psychotic Bananna - - I'm back!!! I missed you, H2G2

you are all very wird and i love you all!


Harry Potter Contest Entries

Post 20

GreeboTCat

~huggles Johanna~ Me just wubbles banananananananas


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