Hullabaloo's Vogon Poetry
Created | Updated Jul 11, 2003
Worgling
Worgling is an ancient, honoured and cool activity
About which no-one seems to be able to agree.
Some people claim it's every life-form's right
To worgle half the day and all the night,
Or at least when Coronation Street or East Enders or David
Attenborough or sport or a good film or Suzi Perry or Lorraine Kelly
Isn't on the telly.
Others think it should be limited
Or by law of Parliament or Congress or decree of Dictator prohibited.
And some just get in a fearful frorgling tizz
Because no-one has any more chance than an ice-cream in hell, even a vanilla one with chocolate and sprinkled nuts on top
Which is very nice indeed though the nuts can get in between your teeth, causing discomfort and inconvenience,
Of finding out
What Worgling is,
Except the old man by the simmering sea
Who remains silent as is a tree
When the weather isn't windy.
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