h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well that's rather personal you see. But I can tell you a few things...like: Oooo baby, baby! & You ed things up again, didn't you? & No! Please do not toss me out the window! & A duck walks into a drug store and askes for lip balm. The clerk says, "Will this be cash or charge?" The duck says, "Just put in on my bill." Stuff like that. And other stuff.

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Glad you like it. Too bad I can't tell you the 'really' good stuff!
===~~ Smooooth!

Happy Belated BirthDay!!
...*begins to spin faster than her skirt and hair can follow...begins to look a bit like a cotton candy cone...*

thanks!



*tears open wrappings excitedly*!

I hope you like it. Grew it myself.

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thanks for the we have to be polically correct here on h2g2

Of course we do! What are you suggesting?!?
Why, I can swear on my shiney hiney, there's enough tea in there for all the people of China.

whoops, got too much theres hilariously!

I don't know, Young Man...you seem VERY easily amused. ...*peers into Galen's eyes......*Wow!
Now that's what Sultandude calls 'sweet eyes'!!
More ???

Okay...I shall type VERY s-l-o-w-l-y.
:::*...peers into Galen's eyes...*::: =Galen's eyes. 'Sweet Eyes' is what 'Sultandude' calls that glazed over, shiney look one using herbal rememdies, (like cloves, an' such,) gets in their eyes.
C'mon...keep up with me. Challange yourdamnedself.

And, if you thought that was good...watch this.I'm gonna' ride a dolphin. An' there ain't nothin' what nobody can do ta' stop me.

...*splashes G-man on her way past...*WWOOOHH-WHHHOO!

i get you...
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*long after Pandora has gone past*
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Hey! you go me wet!
i'm all wet...
*jumps in the water and swims after Pan, who is now far away*

Awwwww...dry up, me ole' mucker~~~~~~~

I'm so glad you got the joke. I jusss hate it when my swift wit is left un-noticed.
I know you mean well...but NoBody really "gets" me.
...*free sprite drifting high over the ocean...*
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Halloween is just around the bend...gotta' decorate for my bestest time of year. ...Wheewh...gotta' sit down an' have myself a rest. Decorating is such thirsty w*rk.

of course i got the joke, it just comes from being in the right mindset

*takes a and dries off*

i have got to think of something interesting to do for halloween...

Oooo000ooo I have so0Oooo many ideas...hope you'll be able to stop by The Crossed Purposes Pub that night/week-end.
I'll take you out to the alley for a wee smoke.
===~~ oo0Ooo <--- smoke rings.

hmm..

good idea, i am hoping to do something in RL though