Today, Thursday, October 11th, 2001, will be remembered as the day where the h2g2 Editor Mark Moxon gave in to a theatre group¹, and wrote the TERRIBLE word Thing on the frontpage instead of the GLORIOUS THURSDAY.

You should be ashamed, Mister!

The silliest people at h2g2Clive the flying ostrich - Warlordacidbath - Grand VisierParrferris - Minister of Defence
(& Occasional Offence)Amy - High Priestess of ThingShea the Sarcastic - Captain of the Thingite GuardThe Gook - Sir Loin, Master at ArmsBob - (Temporary) Commander Thingite Suicide SquadLady Elly - Assistant GV/Commander Amazon DivisionHappyDude - Camp FollowerInkwash - Speaker of the UnderpassSt. Redfish - Director: Thingite Intelligence Agency (TIS)Average Joe - Thingite Tactical AdvisorÞing - Guardian of the Sacred ThornM'Alice - Keeper of the Sacred AleEkki Ekki Ekki - Chieftain of Clan McThingUncle Heavy - Sergeant majorJon Quixote - Official Suggestor of Good Ideas Acolyte Hezher - High Chocolater PixieMinister of Occasional TablesHiram Abif - Imperial Architect of all Things ThingyTJ - Royal Protector of the Thingite WitEris - Resident DeityKatie of the Redheads - Donna and MotherSt Trin - Official operator (Thingite Legionaire)Mr.Mike - Thingite Sandwich MakerEvilRoy - Maestro of the Thingite OrchestraE G Mel - The maker of small electric gadgetsQueen Alamsy - Thingite Guard of SmiliesIce - Thingite Neuro-SurgeonYeliab - Thingite EngineerABI (!!!) - Captain of ReconnaissanceFrankie Roberto - Thingite Propoganda ChiefJoe AKA Arnia - Head of R + D for the Thingite War MachineDastardly - Principle Dragoon of the Thingite LegionsBusterbone - Warden of the pound; Lobber of dogs. Cheesestraws: Official Thingite mascot (Artichoke)aka - Head Eater of cheesecake and flicker of rubber bands.Dien - Lord-Seneschalfor the Court of ThingAnnette - Official Chinchilla TrainerPu Dendal-Shrubbery - Head Researcher on Thingite CalendarBazooka Joe and his Amazing Travelling Sideshow, Dave Cyberspook - Grand Inquisitor of disgruntled cat toys Joanna - Thingite Star Gazer Peregrin - Official Falconer of the Thingite LegionsGiga Strike - Lord of Rhyme and Reason, Master of Thingite InfantryTwinkle - Thigite TelepotantionistShorty - Tamer of Kremlin.
Taurrin Chaplin - Head of the Ministry for general Sillyness
W85- Master of Ceromonies Phreako - Official Thingite Fancier of carrier Pigeons Fred Smith - Professor of Surreal Weaponry EphirielX - Resident Thingite Pyschologist Rootitoot - Thingite Trumpet Herald Demon Drawer - Adjutant of the Genuine Irish Thingites Granny Weatherwax - ??? -