h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A piggy back? Up the stairs you say?

You would have thought that one of the great horsemen could handle some stairs wouldn't you. It's all a bit sad really. Oh well, I suppose if you have to.

I can only apologise for being so bony. You see I can't eat food, being a corporeal entity and all that. It just leaves nasty stains on the carpet.

Oh god. I hate carpet!!

Well, hopefully the pub will have floor boards, you alright with floor boards?

Not really. Being a corporeal being, I tend to seep through the cracks, which is very dissappointing, I must say.

I hate floorboards.

Well maybe it just has concrete floors, with no carpets, or floor boards... < you alright on concrete?

A pub, with a concrete floor?

Sounds like a morgue. Do we always have parties in morgues? You see I'm not very quick and may have missed something. For all I know morgues may be the height of fashion.

I hate morgues. It's a bit like a busmans holiday if you know what I mean.

Ummmmm, I see the conversation has moved on from its original point (oh gloomy one!). Just like to say, thanks for that great solution, its fantastic to be taken seriously with the smoking issue.

I just hope Whisky and 2legs can pop down into the nasty clean air for a quick moment to say hello!

Will you be there then Darkness?

I supposed I'll have to be. Grim isn't it. All those depressingly jolly people in one room. All at the same time. How dreadfull.



I suppose I'll see you there. You'll probably find me slumped under the lightswitch.

we'll all look out for you!

Oh dear.

and we'll see if we can cheer you up!!