Illegible signatures will be considered in contempt of the documentation process.

Your signature on this document does not entitle you to a copy now or in the future. Copies can only be provided by court order.

Your signature on this document does not indicate that you approve of the process or procedure listed therein. It only indicates that you have read it.

In the event that this procedure or process proves to be in violation of an applicable law, this document is null and void, but your signature is not.

Once your signature is entered into record, it may be copied and reused on similarly necessary documents.

You may not change your signature once it is in record, unless you suffer a wedding or are awarded a divorce. In which cases, a copy of the license or decree must be appended to a request to resign all relevant documents that you have signed using your previous lawful signature.

In the event of a signatory being incapable of performing a satisfactory signature due to loss of limb, mental incapacity or illiteracy, a substitute signatory may be designated by your guardian or legal representative.

In the event of the signatory being unable to understand the document due to stupidity, alliteracy, or mental defect, the document may be entered into record with a note to that effect.

Upon termination, death or other relevant separation of the signatory from the company of record, the total of the signed documents will be available for review by the signatory's survivors or other interested parties for a total of three days by court order before the record of and the documents themselves, as well as the record of and the signature are shredded or deleted from all corporate memory.

Any request for legal representation before, during or after the performing of the signature on the document will render the document null and void.

Any interest by law enforcement in the documents will result in your suspension until such moment as your signature can be affixed to the proper documentation releasing this company from any action due to your stupidity.

Any interest in your documentary record by your immediate supervisor will be honored as soon as we get around to it.

Please affix your legible signature below to indicate that you have read this.