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Cockney Alphabet
PedanticBarSteward Started conversation Jun 21, 2005
The other ones (some are the same) I have been able to find - they get dated and change - are as follows:
A for 'orses - A for Gardner
B for mutton
C for miles - C forth highlanders
D for dumb - D for mation
E for brick - E for Peron
F for vescence - F for been had
G for police
H for retirement
I for lutin' - I for an eye - I for Novello - I for the girls
J for oranges
K for nosh-bar - K for teria - K for restaurant
L for leather
M for sis
N for lope - N for a penny - N for a dig
O for the garden wall - O for the rainbow - O for the wings of a dove
P for a penny - P for whistle - P for ming fleas
Q for a bus - Q for a song
R for bitter - R for mo - R for Askey
S for you - S for Williams
T for two - T for gums
U for instance – U for me, me for you
V for la France - V for la difference
W for your money - W for a bob
X for breakfast
Y for mistress - Y for husband - Y for crying out loud
Z for effect - Z for breezes
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