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Do I have to wear a hat?
Peta Started conversation Sep 5, 2001
Hey a wedding, what a good idea. Now you're going to need pageboys and pagegirls, ushers, a hen night, a cake....
Do I have to wear a hat?
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Sep 5, 2001
Don't forget the embarrasing Granny *polishes her dancing clogs & rushes to buy a new hat*
Do I have to wear a hat?
DA FAT LADY!!! Posted Sep 6, 2001
Ooh how exciting, I'm getting married, and to a nice evil chap who isn't predjudiced against me because of my weight 
Do I have to wear a hat?
Joe Bloggs (HELP!!! I'm getting married! HELP!) Posted Sep 6, 2001
Hello my darling, my love *makes lots of soppy love noises* 
Do I have to wear a hat?
I'm not really here Posted Sep 12, 2001
Finally, someone has told me where to stand!
And now I want to stand somewhere else, al this soppiness going on... 
Do I have to wear a hat?
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Sep 13, 2001
Anybody got a chair, I'm tired of all this standing!
Do I have to wear a hat?
Joe Bloggs (HELP!!! I'm getting married! HELP!) Posted Oct 11, 2001
*offers a chair to GW politely*
*pulls it away just as GW is about to sit down*
(Bloggs is rude) 
Do I have to wear a hat?
. Posted Oct 11, 2001
*helps GW up*
I must apologise for Bloggs, he really is a nasty piece of work.
*hurls abuse at Bloggs 
*
Do I have to wear a hat?
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Oct 11, 2001
Thanks St Niwt *throws unbrella at Bloggs*
Do I have to wear a hat?
Joe Bloggs (HELP!!! I'm getting married! HELP!) Posted Nov 17, 2001
*catches umbrella*
Fanks fer th' brolly, missus. Naow oi won't need to but one fer the trouble and strife...
*grins evilly*
*puts on hat*
*pulls out flask and takes large swig*
... once more....
JB
Do I have to wear a hat?
Crystal Butterfly Posted Nov 21, 2001
*walks down aisle, making an embarassingly loud clacking noise in her new shoes*
Sorry......
Where do I stand?
Do I have to wear a hat?
Joe Bloggs (HELP!!! I'm getting married! HELP!) Posted Oct 15, 2003
Everybody must wear hats. You stand at the back.
Do I have to wear a hat?
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Oct 17, 2003
*looks for a nice feather for her flat cap*
Do I have to wear a hat?
. Posted Oct 18, 2003
*puts a huge stripey cat-in-the-hat hat on Granny's head*
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Do I have to wear a hat?
- 1: Peta (Sep 5, 2001)
- 2: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Sep 5, 2001)
- 3: DA FAT LADY!!! (Sep 6, 2001)
- 4: Joe Bloggs (HELP!!! I'm getting married! HELP!) (Sep 6, 2001)
- 5: I'm not really here (Sep 12, 2001)
- 6: . (Sep 12, 2001)
- 7: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Sep 13, 2001)
- 8: Joe Bloggs (HELP!!! I'm getting married! HELP!) (Oct 11, 2001)
- 9: DA FAT LADY!!! (Oct 11, 2001)
- 10: . (Oct 11, 2001)
- 11: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Oct 11, 2001)
- 12: Joe Bloggs (HELP!!! I'm getting married! HELP!) (Nov 17, 2001)
- 13: Crystal Butterfly (Nov 21, 2001)
- 14: Joe Bloggs (HELP!!! I'm getting married! HELP!) (Oct 15, 2003)
- 15: . (Oct 16, 2003)
- 16: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Oct 17, 2003)
- 17: . (Oct 18, 2003)
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