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Beer Scooter
gaston Started conversation Dec 9, 2001
I hope that Hobbes is not speaking for us Irish when he talks about Bacchus's Beer Scooters.
I would have him know that we have no need of them. We are a Catholic country, converted from Paganism by St. Patrick who drove all snakes and Bacchuses out of our little land.
Snakes because they were obsessed by tempting men to eat apples to the neglect of their staple diet, potatoes, and the old Roman god because men were now so pious that they wouldn't be seen drunk slurring their words after imbibing.
All this was for the good because many an Irishman is in need of urgent bedding long before the pheromone syndrome evidences itself.
Also I fear that a Roman God would send scooter drivers who would insist on driving on the right side of the road and alert the traffic police.
Reassure me,
Gaston
(I love your originality.)
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