Staying Single

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So Long, And Thanks For Laughing

Signs You're Going To Spend All Your Life Single

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  • Although you know the batting average of every New York Yankee, you can't remember your girlfriend's dress size, the colour of her eyes or her name.

  • The makers of "Frozen Meals For One" made you their "Customer of the
    Year" -- again.

  • In your world, nothing says "I love you" like a head butt.

  • Back in high school you were voted "Most likely to die alone, in a big-empty house."
    Heart-broken and single
  • Klingon, unfortunately, is not a very romantic language.

  • You'll master the art of meeting women as soon as they make a PlayStation game about it.

  • Who has time for dating when you're building a life-size Spock out of Lego?

  • Even after years of therapy, you still wear your bright orange parachute pants because "chicks dig 'em."

  • No woman can ever seem to make you feel as *alive* as you felt at the TrekMania '74 convention.

  • Snatching a grape off a block of ice with your buttcheeks may have had the whole frat house laughing back in college, but it doesn't seem to be much of a hit with your date here at Starbucks.
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