h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

if you are sure
*takes Mina and begins putting her into the stocks sure thats tight enough? *
2legs Oh, like this? Mmmmm
Ooooo
Ooo
ahhhh
Mmmm

Oh, for zark's sake.

*picks the lock to the cage, searches the dungeon for his bowler hat, finds it, puts it on, then heads back upstairs*

*wonders why YP keeps having temper tantrums*

S**ual Frustration? goodmorning dear, how are we this morning

~sneaks down the dusty stairs and looks around~
ah, Mina.
Could you possibly fit me for, a chastity belt IRL?
I think you know why....
By the way, Arthur isn't around, is he?

No, he's not here. I can measure you, but he'll be the one to actually make it. I can fit it though, now, stand still and let me get this tape measure round you.
Oh, I did pull that corset tight! I'll need to loosen it first.

*starts pulling laces out*

I've got to make this tart a chastity belt?

Well, I've never heard anything like it. I'll make it a good one, one that can't be got off, and I'll enjoy doing it.

That's better!
Are you sure he isn't here?

~looks around nervously~

AAGH!
Lemme out of here!

*struggles*

BOO!

~faints~

Arthur, you're a mean old git. Go and sit in the oubliette.

AGB, are you ok? He's a nasty mean old man, wake up babe, he's gone...

~stirs~
Has he?

Are you sure?
Help me up, honey.
I'll come back later, for my fitting, or can you do it in our room?

Ok hon, I'll see you in the suite when it's done.

*Wanders in*

Oh no, not this place again

But it's much nicer than it was before.
D'you want a sweetie little boy?

I'm a sucker for those green ones...

<--- Someone's had too many Baked Beans!

If you're going to blow off in my dungeon you can't have a sweetie, green or otherwise.

I'm very sorry Mina

I might forgive you. You look lovely when you grovel you know.