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Mina's Dungeon
I'm not really here Posted Oct 12, 2001
Posted twice. I hate it when the pc plays up.
Yosssarian, if you want to leave, unblemished and pure, then you know where the door is.
But if you stay, you behave yourself, or I'll kick you out myself!
Ok?
Mina's Dungeon
153745 Posted Oct 12, 2001
I have thrown myself into something that I know nothing about, pestered you with my lack of knowledge of the subject, and even went as far as to kick 2Legs out.
The only reasonable thing left to do is pack my belongings, head out, and leave you to torture those that know what the hell they're doing and love it.
I'm very sorry for this brief interruption in your daily torturings Mina, and I'm also very sorry that I was an inconsiderate jerk and kicked you out, 2Legs. I had no right to do either...
Goodbye.
*exits*
Mina's Dungeon
Nockers Posted Oct 12, 2001
*whispers in Mina's ear, finishes tidying up and hangs a notice on the wall*
Don't let it get you down, there's plenty more like him around. Remember, two bottoms for every top. If you don't mind the song being totally mis quoted.
Not that I care if you do mind of course. Take it or leave it.
*leaves*
Mina's Dungeon
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 18, 2001
*bargeing(sp?) in, breathing fire through her nostrils*
Any injustice going on?!
Any unfair punishment?!
Anyone in need of vengeance?!
Mina's Dungeon
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 18, 2001
*piercing look zooms into Mina*
You?
How? Why? *dubious*
Mina's Dungeon
I'm not really here Posted Oct 18, 2001
I've been ever so bad, I've been mean to all these nice men for such a long time.
Mina's Dungeon
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 18, 2001
*eyes narrowing*
Prove it!
*looks around*
Like putting 2legs into chains!
Mina's Dungeon
I'm not really here Posted Oct 18, 2001
*rushes off and claps 2legs in handcuffs, ankle cuffs, runs a few chains between them and then straps his arms into a monoglove. Realises that's in the wrong order and start again until he's trussed up like a christmas turkey*
Mina's Dungeon
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 18, 2001
*seems to grow bigger and more threatening*
*looms over Mina*
*eyes still narrowed*
I sentence you... to a punishment decided by yourself!
... but believe me - I'll keep an eye on you to make sure you don't take this too lightly!
Mina's Dungeon
I'm not really here Posted Oct 18, 2001
I think I'd like being fed with grapes by a loin cloth clad slave for the time being.
*brings in chaise longue for herself and a human footstool for Titania to sit on*
Mina's Dungeon
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 18, 2001
Nope!
*refuses to sit down*
*grinding her teeth*
Mina...
Mina's Dungeon
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Oct 18, 2001
*gathers some rope*
Mina, sit down on that chair!
>points>
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- 121: I'm not really here (Oct 12, 2001)
- 122: 153745 (Oct 12, 2001)
- 123: I'm not really here (Oct 12, 2001)
- 124: Nockers (Oct 12, 2001)
- 125: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 12, 2001)
- 126: I'm not really here (Oct 13, 2001)
- 127: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 13, 2001)
- 128: I'm not really here (Oct 14, 2001)
- 129: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 14, 2001)
- 130: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 131: I'm not really here (Oct 18, 2001)
- 132: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 133: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 18, 2001)
- 134: I'm not really here (Oct 18, 2001)
- 135: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 136: I'm not really here (Oct 18, 2001)
- 137: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 138: I'm not really here (Oct 18, 2001)
- 139: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 18, 2001)
- 140: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 18, 2001)
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