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Post 521

Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 24, 2002

*wakes up*

*climbs out of the scrum, half asleep*

What's oing on then?

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Post 522

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Apr 25, 2002

Do you have any bitter aftertaste? A slimy texture in your mouth? No? You may want to sit down while I tell you something.

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Post 523

Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 25, 2002

*looks a bit puzzled, but sit down, absentmindedly picking something out of her eeth*

Sorry, do you have any floss?

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Post 524

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Apr 25, 2002

How about hairy string? It's the best I can do.

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Post 525

Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 25, 2002

8frowns*

*opens cupboard*

*finds some floss*

*flosses teeth*

*looks at floss speculatively*

Why on earth was I eating spinach? That's horrible, squishy, slimy stuff...

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Post 526

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Apr 25, 2002

As I said, take a seat and prepare for bad news.

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Post 527

Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 25, 2002

*grabs a sofa out of her cupboard*

*sits down*

well?

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Post 528

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Apr 25, 2002

That's not spinach. That's... that's...
No, I can't.

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Post 529

Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 25, 2002

It's not...*mushroom*...is it???

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Post 530

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Apr 25, 2002

Umm.. No. Although... similarly squishy. And organic.

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Post 531

Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 25, 2002

I hate courgette...

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Post 532

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Apr 29, 2002

Um.. Worse.

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Post 533

Smilodon Posted Apr 29, 2002

*gulp*
*covers eyes*

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Post 534

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted Apr 29, 2002

It was a-

It was-

A sl-

It was a s-

lug.

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Post 535

Sergeant Mushroom Posted Apr 29, 2002

A lug? I ate someone's *ear*?

*runs out the room to be ill*

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Post 536

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted May 1, 2002

*sigh*

I haven't the heart to try again. I feel queasy just thinking about it.

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Post 537

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted May 1, 2002

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Post 538

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted May 1, 2002

Plink Plink Fizz.

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Post 539

Sergeant Mushroom Posted May 1, 2002

*comes back in, looking decidedly *

At least you could tell me whose it was

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Post 540

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon) Posted May 1, 2002

*Deep breath*

IwasaslugaslugItellyou.

*cringes*

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521: Sergeant Mushroom (Apr 24, 2002)
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