A Conversation for The H2G2 Queen Fan Club

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Post 341

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

Princess of exotic dancing?


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Post 342

Cybercat

That would probably be me


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Post 343

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

*cranks up gramophone and selects 'Get Down Make Love' from 'Sheer Heart Attack'*

Go for it!


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Post 344

Cybercat

*Sways to the music and then goes down into the splits slowly


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Post 345

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

*winces*


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Post 346

Vip

smiley - yikes! I can't do that...


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Post 347

Cybercat

*Turns over slowly onto her back and....


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Post 348

Vip

*closes eyes*... oh dear...


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Post 349

Cybercat

*Gets up
VIP
Hi


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Post 350

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

Is it over yet?

*gramophone winds down slowly*


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Post 351

Cybercat

Yep


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Post 352

Vip

I just move my hips and use my eyes...


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Post 353

Cybercat

Using your eyes is good
But I`m more of a caberet dancer than a exotic


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Post 354

Vip

I wouldn't know. I've never had any training (though I've been told I ought to). I just feel the music!


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Post 355

Queex Quimwrangler (Not Egon)

Anybody up for a lap-dance?

smiley - run


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Post 356

Vip

Hmm... don't call my bluff, Q...


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Post 357

Cybercat

*Giggles
I show you the can-can Q!


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Post 358

Vip

You're surrounded by sexy ladies, Q...


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Post 359

Cybercat

Theres no way out
Come on VIP
Lets show him a good time


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Post 360

Cybercat

Theres no way out
Come on VIP
Lets show him a good time


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