On Which Planets You Can Expect Suddenly To Encounter 15-Mile-High Statues of Yourself
Created | Updated Aug 18, 2006
There are a few planets in the Galaxy where you can expect suddenly to encounter 15-mile-high statues of yourself and you may be unsure how react if it is immediately appearant that they have become colonies for flocks of giant evil-smelling birds with all the cosmetic problems that implies. When in such a situation, the following relevent information may be of use:
Likely Spots for 15-Mile-High Self-Statue Spottings
The fascenating intergalactic sport of 15-Mile-High Self-Statue Spotting is so extremely difficult and complicated, that even to give a description of the basic strategy is far beyond the scope of the Guide. However, we will mention that it involves some advanced manipulation of one or more Improbability Generators.
Sometimes, planets which you have personally created are reluctant to acknowledge you in any way. It's only the seriously rebellious inhabitants who build statues to you, and the 'righteous' have a habit of tearing them down. Don't let this discourage you! On other planets (which you've probably never visited until dispair buys you a ticket) the statues can be as high as the gravity allows. This makes you colossal fun to be with at parties.
How To React If It Is Immediately Appearant That They Have Become Colonies For Flocks Of Giant Evil-Smelling Birds With All The Cosmetic Problems That Implies.
Try to forget about it, don't let it get to you, and if it still does anyway just try to leave as soon as possible. An alternate solution is to have your memory erased, but the Guide does not recomment this method of solving the problem because it's much easier to simply commit suicide.
