h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The gigantic fart of consumerism is present in today's society. Look at Hollywood!

I took the original article away, but the little forum still remains...

ppphhhhrrrrrpplllssstttpphrttt!!!

It lives on. Very funny

You want me to remove it?

I don't know, it's sort of amusing.

Could you all kindly stop messing with my mind.

i want to know what the gigantic fart of consumerism was!

It appears that the Giant Fart of Consumerism is best left to the imagination. I liked the original idea but it turned into something which even I, when looking back, couldn't make head or tail off. The event itself has not yet taken place, but tremors have been reported.

Can you keep us updated without following through?

It's gonna blow and there'll be no stopping it. The more we try to ignore it, the worse the final effect. There could be turtles involved too but they aren't the real badies. It's them pesky confused humans who don't know what they're doing on the planet.

It's best to think about these things with a clear head though i.e. no drink or other indulgences. If you're reading this in any altered state then just go and enjoy yourself Don't go joining any of them funny cult movents either. Who needs leaders eh? - What's the emoticon for being strong and determined then?