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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Started conversation Aug 3, 2001
My brother says that he now has the ultimate marital aid - he has just become the father of twins so now his car has 2 baby capsules and a car seat (for the two year old) - he says with that sort of equipment he couldn't "pull a bird" even if he wanted to 
He might as well enjoy marriage - he doesn't have any alternative - hence the "marital aid"
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Wowbagger Posted Aug 3, 2001
I think he has the right idea.
I believe that the people who don't enjoy marriage are the ones who seem to want to fight it. Which seems a little silly in a way. Why join a club that you want to get out of the moment you get in? There's fine print in those contracts - always read the fine print. Especially if it's a life membership LOL.
As for pulling birds, Almighty Bob gave us all eyes - pulling maybe out of the question but 'just because you own a Renoir doesn't mean you can't look at the other paintings', as my mother would say. 
LOL.
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Aug 4, 2001
- yeah but if you've got a Picasso you might long for a Renoir 
As far as my brother goes - with 3 boys 2 and under, even if he had the opportunity I KNOW that he wouldn't have the energy!
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Wowbagger Posted Aug 4, 2001
ROFL
I would laugh harder, but it's way past my betime - it's 10:30pm!!!
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