h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi mate are u another rapper cos iam aswell but
i dont rap like that i rap like this:

im sick of mother f****rs giving me so much
s**t what it is hard for me to deal with
every time i look around theres people giving me the
f*****g frown then they end up looking down.
say what u like behind my back but say it
to my face and u wont just have a graze youll get my
fist cerlidindg into your face like paper mashey
or i could tab u in the main vain and give u so such pain
that ur brain will drive u insane till u cant remember ur f*****g name
so ill use this knife to stick in your neck
into your juggler vain in fact.
wanna know why cos im mad i like to hear bloodcurdling sounds before u hit the ground.

Hee But no I am not a rapper in most circumstances, and I could not get The Raven right, until I saw a Simpsons Halloween Special with it in This is here cause I can get it now So, on another note, I imagine 'cerlidindg' is a typo, what is it meant to be? Well, until later....
BCNU - Crescent

This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read. It would be very impressive if someone pulled off a rap version of 'The Raven' though

this dude whitey actually thought cresent wrote
"the raven" and
as
a rap track
no less

That's good...
you a rapper
I sing...
but you got some skills a little bit...