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OK i'll buy a round*

*'round' definitions;
To qualify for the "i'll buy you a round offer" you must be pregnant.
Other terms and conditions to this offer may apply.

and

I'm pregnant!

*Looks down at the remains of her bump*

My baby came out, so does that mean I can't get that drink?

after getting married last April
this year
I'm planing a family...

Dammit, i'd better get to work on these 'other terms and conditions'...

like you must be male with a positive pregnancy test as proof...

Yup, that'll do for starters

Hmmm. I was about to come out of hiding now I ain't so sure.

right, surely if i get my missus knocked up, then 'WE' are pregnant....no??

so thats a pint of cold guiness innit????

Well some blokes get sympathy pains and stuff, so technically you *could* say you're pregnant too

I'm pregnant and so is my mother!

I demand the right to bear children!

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Chips off the old block, eh?

Hmmm Sounds like an expensive round of soft drinks for you lot with buns in the oven. Well, OK a round of irn bru and coke it is If you don't mind though, seen as i'll be the only one there not up the duff, i'm gonna have a lovely or 10 for myself

chips off the old block?
I dont know what you mean

Ooh, I'm now in Scotland, in Edinburgh's windy streets (Uni!). So I might come. Roymondo, if you need somewhere to stay, I'll probably have a sofa, in return for which you can remind me when it is!

*cough* May 12th! *cough*

Here have a for that cold you've got there EV.

Not Him Not Here. Shall we add you to the roll of honour as a member of the SRG