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Ah felt it wis aboot time we hud an entry oan Scots. This yins A828164 ma attempt. Gonnae huv a swatch and gie us some pointers afore I bung it in Peer Review as my Scots is no so bonny.

Looks good Munchkin

Couple of tyops in the English though

Jings, that's no bad at a.

Ony mair examples, like? Or mayhap a tale o hassle fae your teachers at skuil or ither history?

Aye, it's gaunnae be a guid article, like!

Mebbes even a wee mention about literature written in Scots, like Irvine Welsh, ken?

Ur ye mebbe thinkin ay goin intae dialects jist a wee bit, like teuchter and Weedgie talk at a'?

That's braw, ken. Ah'll dae that on the morn's morn.

There was an article on Scots in yesterday's Sunday Herald, Munchers.

http://www.sundayherald.com/27636

Hopefully, that'll get through - "We may also have to fail links to sites which are in languages other than English" - House Rules.

Now there is a happy co-incidence.
The advantage of typing in Scots is that most moderators probably just think I can't spell, which I can't, just to add to the confusion.

Ah tak it yes aa' ken the bittie oan the Scots dialect

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A139033

Fit wey wid yes no, cheils?

Aw, no! A teuchter! Lock up yer !

They're a'ready locked up.

Is that so? And did you dae the lockin' up, like?

Naw, it wisnae me. They wur like that when ah goat here.

Except fur this goat here...

Ah umnae sayin anyhin mair....

Guid joab tae.

*Keeps her coupon firmly shut*

*But sniggers oot the side at the thocht o' the shenanigans runnin through her durty heid*

Aw no, anither airticle oan Scots, an A even pit in tae it. Maybe A can jist point tae it, like, and hope it disnae scunner ma chances wi the new yin.

Jings, that's a scunner.

Ahm fair trachled fur ye but ah didnae want ye tae spend ower lang oan it wi-oot realiasin' an get yer heid duntit eftir pittin a whale o effort in.

Thur's nae reesin why ye couldna tell a tale or twa in the doric mind ye