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What plan would that be Inf.....

*Sniffs the Salmon Mousse*

You didn't use tinned salmon did you?

Of course she didn't, we only cook with fresh ingrediënts Rama.
What are you thinking?

I will make me a sandwich with white chocolate paste, do you want some?

Could you do me some Brie and crusty rolls please.

Here you are Rama.

~hands over crusty roles and brie~

Enjoy it.

*munch*

Yum, to go with I think, how about you Alf?

Sounds like a good idea.

Now that was a nice lunch, 2 pints of bitter and a bowl of chips. Really set me up for this afternoon, 20 minutes before I go home now, I've got beer in the fridge and the pub opens at six. The sun is shining, it's warm, tonight will be fun outside with my mates dans le pub.

Oh happy day, it's a shame that I know tomorrow will be Oh happy hangover, but hey ho.

Also if you're in the UK don't forget to watch Banzai! on Channel 4 about 10/11-ish. The funniest program of the week, especially after a skin full.