h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yesssss I've got my own back.
Shes either bemused or confused.

Don't you know what a safeword is?

"Never heard of him myself ... anyone else?"

Damn stupid name if you ask me.

Oh okay....i will post for a while longer although i have much important work to do!!!!

Sorry, i don't know who JJG is - erm - i was drunk when i made that comment.

Codeword? What do you mean?

"Never heard of him myself ... anyone else?"

Damn stupid name if you ask me.
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I think he'd be pretty off he saw you saying that. You know he does comedy? I wouldn't get into a war of words with him if i were you Mr of the supposed Beard.

Safeword.

R&F - if it gets too hard then say the safeword and the bad things will stop.



Mine is "Pat Rice".

Oh dear. I wouldn't go there if I was you Understudy, you'll get your post removed

R&F has reverted to her innocent persona. Personally, my safe word would be "Ouch!"

Mine is "Pat Rice".

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That's a bit dangerous though, isn't it? There are plenty of things that sound like Pat Rice ... someone might just think you're expressing a wish for indian food and start rubbing chillis into your eye.

"You know he does comedy?"

He's rubbish. gross_is_god told me.

and start rubbing chillis into your eye.
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Or in other places

Fasc you once said yours was "You can't punch, and you look like you've lost a fight with a brick wall"

"someone might just think you're expressing a wish for indian food and start rubbing chillis into your eye."

That'd be unpleasant. I had a mate who chopped chillis once and then put his contacts in. Apparently is was the worst pain ever.

did I? What a great and interesting person i used to be

You still are my cherubic scotsman.

I had a mate who chopped chillis once and then put his contacts in. Apparently is was the worst pain ever.

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I've done that before. It hurts, but I don't think it's the worst pain ever. I expect childbirth would be slightly more excrutiating for a start. I'd also think that there are more tender parts of your body where chillis could really hurts

I'm cherubic


Almost Lasagne time

I'd also think that there are more tender parts of your body where chillis could really hurts
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which i said earlier...

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