h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeaaah all good! Can't believe how early in the day it is!

How aree you?

Hersss, check yo mail in the next hour, mail coming your way, a location is sorted. Just need a lift for Neil and Sidders!

Yourself included CGG?

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Absolutely. I may be an especially remarkable example of the species, but it doen't make me any less crazy then the rest of them.

I even asked Hercs if his girlfriend would object if I added him on FB and he replied that she wouldn't as long as I sent him lots of naked pictures. Maybe I didn't send the pictures in time

Hercs, did you really think she'd be cool with it?

Do you people not pay attention to women? They're all nuts.

No offence CGG. But you know it's true.

Hercs This is why I asked you before I added you ... at this rate I'll be the most hated woman on the internet. All the WAGs of 606ers will club together and get a hit man for me. I'm going to go into hiding.

GAR, I'm not just a man, I'm an idiot. I realise now that I was an idiot too.

It's not your fault CGG, I was a mug and didn't think.

But anyway, like I said got quite a bit on til Thursday so I'll not be around as much til then.

GAR - You speak the truth.

The one that REALLY gets me is the food thing. You didn't want chips when I ordered them, DON'T steal mine.

CGG - perhaps I'll check FB for comments that may upset Mrs E.

"But anyway, like I said got quite a bit on til Thursday so I'll not be around as much til then."

Been booked in for your neutering already, Hercs?

Can I ask who's Nisreen Miller, because there's a facebook with her name and she's fit!

Just wondered if that was a joke set-up by Arsenal fans?!

I wish GAR ... Health & Safety course

CGG - perhaps I'll check FB for comments that may upset Mrs E

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I don't make comments to upset wives and girlfriends on FB pages!! To be honest, I don't even make them in public unless encouraged to do so by the man in question. Privately is a different matter though ...

pickle my junk

CGG - NO NO, not you silly.

Just thought I'd better remove evidence of the naked conversation on the society page.

Privately........................ you have my interest.

Just want to say, and forgive me for saying it, and take the michael out of me as much as you wish, and I honestly haven't reacted the last 49 times this quote has been adapted on 606, etc etc, but as a fully paid up member of the Society for stopping people misusing Shakespeare quotes: "Wherefore art thou" means "Why are you" Not "WHERE are you"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And pay attention at the back and stop picking your nose.

Rant over, carry on

Rowly

Duly noted!!

The society page is private, so you can only see it if you're a member Eames. Unless your wife uses your FB log-in and checks up on you, you should be alright.

I just don't understand why men think their wives are entirely tolerant of them flirting with other women when they're obviously not. And I don't know why women allow men to flirt shamelessly with their friends, but not with other women on the internet who they have no chance of ever meeting. It's all a bit wierd.

I was just about to say that Rowly

where for art thou ranting Rowly?

What's your facebook Eameess...? Or is that top secet military shit?

Surely the question is still valid though Rowly. I for one would like to know why Hercs is Hercules? Has he been set 12 tasks? Is he a demi-god? Is he the Roman adaption of the greek myth of Heracles? Or is it just a nickname?

These questions must be answered.