A Conversation for Journalists
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Tromatic Started conversation Jun 26, 1999
It seems that some of our trade secrets have been let out by this entry. But at least there are still a few left, such as why some of us don't smole, and others don't drink (you never will find one who doesn't do both, naturally). There are others, but I can't mention these because of... of... journalistic integrity! Good thing I thought of that.
Oh dear!
Researcher 102251 Posted Nov 23, 1999
Good things about journalists (yes, there are some)
1. We provide taxi drivers all over the world with regular income and extensive expenses-covered tips
2. ditto purveyors of alcohol
3. We ALWAYS have a pen, which can be very handy in many social situations
4. Every so often one of our number exposes the lying sleazy treachery of a politician who everyone knows is a fraud but can't quite nail, and then we can all laugh as said politician sinks to obscurity.
Most conclusively,
5. We give estate agents someone to look down on - a significant public service.
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